www.despair.com es una página que me pasaron hace tiempo. En resumen es una parodia de las cuadros de motivación que han sido tan difundidos, y pues en un rato de ocio me puse a verlos otra vez y más de uno me dio mucha risa. Aun que en muchos la foto ayuda para entenderle o agregarle hilaridad, he aquí algunos ejemplos:
- that wich does not kill me postpones the inevitable
- Not all pain is gain
- If we don't take care of the costumer, maybe they'll stop bugging us
- Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of sweet dreams.
- (about bloggers) Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few
- If you are not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem
- When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
- In the battle within you and the world, bet on the world
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
- Always remember that you are unique. Just as everyone else
- If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style
- Before you attempt beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you
- Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rock absolutely too
- Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important
Y la que más me dio risa (de la foto de la corrida de toros que puse):
- Just beacuase you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid
En fin
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